MENTAL FLATULENCE 

Well, well well!

 

I'm a hard-working, anally retentive man at work, but a lazy slob at home.

 

I suffer with dyslexia but in 2007 I attained an 'A' in GCSE English. A huge surprise to myself, my tutors and pretty much anyone I've ever met.

 

I have no talent or ambition whatsoever. All I wanted in life was to just carry on as always, having a laugh with, and travelling with friends.

 

At the age of 40, I became a father for the first time to a money syphoning daughter. She is the most precious thing in my life, and partly responsibly for a reduction in the activities in the previous paragraph. She is beautiful though, and I wouldn't be without her.

 

This site contains some witty stories and observations desperate to leave my diarrhea-ridden brain.