The Perils Of Internet Dating
Most people, who have spent more than a few months dipping their toes into the murky waters of Internet dating, will have amusing tales...
Useless Gadgets
Gadgets, gadgets, gadgets! We men love a gadget. I already own an IPad and yet among the many junk emails I receive every day, for a few...
Thoughtless Theft
For 7 years of my life between 1988 and 1995, I worked as a machine operator for a company that manufactured brushes. The factory where I...
The Bugatti Pram
I'm pretty certain that, even the most intelligent or worldly wise person must occasionally have no idea or opinion of certain topics....
Charity Begins At Home
During the late 1970's and early 1980's I went to church. In view of growing up amongst a family of atheists, that should raise a tidal...
The Russians Are Coming!!!!!
My elderly mother loves a bargain. Sadly, buying so much food because it’s on offer is counter-productive. If you are buying so much food...
Bar Des Arts
On a recent trip to Guildford to see Martina, we relaxed in a rather arty cafe called Bar Des Arts. It's such a lovely place to be and...
Greggs Pasty
The other day this rather undisciplined lump dragged his fat, sweaty carcass to Pure Gym. Judging by my diet, weight and poor attendance,...
